Quote Of The Day - If You...

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home;
When you go back to home, she'll give you a broom.

If you give her jewelry, she'll say "Diamond only";
When you ask "One only?", she'll tell you "Annually".

If you give her sub-card, she'll give you a bill;
When you look at the bill, your face will look ill.

If you give her money, she'll put into FD;
When you look at the FD, written her name only.

If you give her time, she'll make-up her eye;
When you look at the time, it's already at night.

If you show up late, she'll cancel the date;
When you turn up early, you'll wait until you're dead.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby;
When she gives you the baby, she'll ask for a nanny.

If you ask her to marry, she'll say "Give me money";
When you say don't have money, she'll tell you "I'm sorry".