Penang Drivers Vol. 2

Oi line up lar! Damn it!

Why Bother Buying Toothbrush?

This is what i brought back from hotel when i come back from business trip.

Soap, body shampoo, lotion & etc.

Toothbrush

If I'm going to change my toothbrush in a frequency of once/month, this bag of toothbrushes here should be able to supply my usage for five years...

Yes, you're correct. I am giap siap!

Let's Go Visit!

In our country, whenever there are tragedies happening, you will see all the VIPs rush to the site to deliver their deepest condolences.

Modified dialogue, photos from Sinchew Jit Poh

As usual, after the recent landslide tragedy that happened in Bukit International Selangor, all the VIPs were there again to show face.

However, there's only one question in my mind; "What the heck are they going to do to help the victims?"

Are they going to donate money?

Modified dialogue, photos from Sinchew Jit Poh

Are they going to work together with rescue team?

Modified dialogue, photos from Sinchew Jit Poh

Are they offering places to stay?

Modified dialogue, photos from Sinchew Jit Poh

So, what are they doing ar?

How to Repair Your "Misused" Plastic Water Bottle

How to repair you tend-to-break plastic bottles from this:


To this:

Ms. Koh's repaired bottle.

1. First, you'll need the following:

A broken or going-to-break water bottle (forget about this post if you do not have any plastic bottle)

Screwdriver - used to screw spectacles one

Short length of copper wire

2. Drill a hole using your screwdriver on your bottle as follow:




3. Put the wire through the holes as follow:



4. Tighten the wire and remove the extra length.


Thanks to Ms. Koh for another genius idea.

How to Avoid Your Dermalogica From Getting Dirty

Ms. Koh's genius method to avoid her Dermalogica from getting dirty...



Smart huh?

Holiday

I have decided to start taking 2 of my 12.5 days "Going-to-Burn" leaves last two days.

When I was in university, holiday to me means I can...

1. Play computer games all day.


2. Study all day.


3. Doing nothing all day.

Nowadays, holiday to me means I have to...

1. Wash my weekly piled up clothes.


2. Cut the getting-long grass at the front


and the back of my house.


3. Sweep & mop the floor upstairs, downstairs and staircase as well.

4. Drive Ms. Koh go down town to take her passport.

At the same time......


Still log on to our office network through VPN to check and reply emails.

Dear boss, I hope you have read my blog too... :)

Life's not as great as old days after start working. Isn't it?

EPF Contribution

As part of the plan of government to boost up Malaysia's economy, Deputy Prime Minister cum Minister of Finance announced a series of "Economy Booster Plans" on Nov'08.

One of the plans is to reduce the current EPF contribution of employee from 11% to 8%. A total reduction of 3%. Sounds great isn't it?

Even our Minister of Finance II thinks that this is a great move and majority of the EPF contributors would like it!

Link to news statement from Sinhew Jit Poh:
http://search.sinchew-i.com/node/232169?k

Modified dialogue, photo from Sinchew Jit Poh

So, our government decided to set 8% employee contribution rate as default for our monthly contribution. For those MINORITY that are stupid enough and do not want this EXTRA CASH. They have to fill in KWSP17A（AHL）-Khas form and submit backto KWSP before 1st of Jan'09 to remain the contribution rate to 11% per month.

FYI. The form is out for grabs on 1-Dec'08, you have exactly ONE month only to fill up and submit.

That's why so many MINORITY rushing to KWSP to fill up forms.

Link to news statement from Sinhew Jit Poh:
http://www.sinchew.com.my/node/92600?tid=1

Photo from Sinchew Jit Poh

Doesn't look like minority to me, does it?