The CHENs: Special Day

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Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year

While all the youngsters went to Queensbay Mall for beach party countdown, all the chics went club to countdown, Ms. Koh went back to Banting to countdown,

I'm enjoying my Jack Daniel's with coke during this moment...

Happy New Year!

Cheers~

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Gifts For Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is around the corner, if your girlfriend ask you to buy her...

a diamond because "A Diamond Is Forever."

Tell her:

"You do not need a diamond when you already have me forever."

Saves you at least 1,000 bucks.

If she ask you to buy Tiffany's jewelry for her.

Tell her:

"You're already a perfect woman. You don't need any jewelry to enhance your beauty."

Saves you another 1,000 bucks.

If she ask you to buy a Guess watch for her.

Tell her:

" I'll be with you every second in your life to tell you the time. "

Saves you at least 300 bucks.

If she ask you to buy a Prada handbag for her.

Tell her:

" I'll be at your side to carry all the burden for you. "

Saves you another 500 bucks.

If she ask you to buy LG Prada hand phone as counter offer.

Tell her:

" I'm already beside you before you call me."

Saves you 1,000 bucks.

If she tell you she don't want anything from you, she just want to go to somewhere to relax with you,

Tell her:

"Everywhere is the same as long as we're together."

Saves you at least 5 - 10k.

If she tell you at least must buy her flowers with pissed-off-tone!

Tell her:

"Flowers will die. But my love for you will never!"

I hope you still have your girlfriend by then...

Sunday, February 1, 2009

The Best Wishes I Have Ever Received!

I have received a lot of SMS during Chinese new year from friends wishing me for a happy CNY. I appreciate them for having remember to send me wishes during this special festival.

However, most of them looked so typical and alike, consisting same kind of words.

Such as the ox and prosperity version...

The graphical version...

Changed a bit of wording...

But at last I received something considered to be the most original and creative wishes, from my good friend Ah Sin...

So before the new year celebration ends, my mandarin orange would like to wish you all...

May everyone smile all year like it!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Things I Shouldn't Have Done Before CNY

There are things that shouldn't be done in Chinese New Year. Something which considered bringing bad luck such as...

listening to new year song like this,

正月一来迎春火呀哀。。ai ai。。。
迎春火灾人人哀。。ai ai。。

迎春火呀处处哀呀
醒呀醒不来
醒不来呀醒不来呀
大地放棺材
迎春哇做么大火灾？
黑黑，哎哟那么黑？！
迎春火灾人人哀。。ai ai。。

人人都把迎春火儿哀。。ai ai。。
无油无米了自宰。。ai ai。。。
脸黄似猪容易火呀
切莫再烟霾
多烟霾呀多烟霾呀
死光不等待
迎春哇做么大火灾？
黑黑，哎哟那么黑？！
迎春火灾人人哀

and going around the office shaking hands with bosses and colleagues wishing them...

"Keep in touch!"

Happy 牛 Year and all the best!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

My New Year Wishes

It's a brand new year again. I have made some wishes during this special day...

I wish my boss can reduce my work load, increase my salary and bonus. If possible, allow me to work from home, continue to pay me salary if I didn't show up at work. :)

I wish my employer can lay off more staffs, so that I can park my car nearer to the entrance of office when there are less people working in the company.

Maybe I can also park my car like those CB lang.

I wish all my Hi-Bye friends forgot to invite me to their wedding dinner.

I wish my good friends Hairy Wong, Suzie & Gaik Lee will still feel happy when I attend their wedding dinners empty handed next year.

I wish I can have a two-seated sports car so that I will not get penalized for passengers whom didn't fasten their seat belts behind.

I wish the pig farmers will not use growth boosters on vegetarian pork, as this is the only eatable pork we have in the country now.

News from Sinchew Jit Poh regarding usage of growth booster on pigs.

I wish Malaysian astronauts can show how to play sepak takhrow next time in space with zero gravity condition. Just like how he did when playing gasing on the previous "mission" to space.

News about Malaysian astronauts playing gasing in space from Sinchew Jit Poh.

I wish Bill Gates can send me a signed cheque without any figure of amount, Angelina Jolie doesn't miss me so much, Ipoh airport can be re-opened again so that I can land my private airplane or helicopter there, Penang second link project can finish faster so that I don't need to travel to Butterworth with my private yacht to avoid traffic jam...

I hope I'll not wake up from my dream so fast...

Happy New Year!