Why Men Always Bullied By Women

When we were little boys...

We play guns.

Hide and seek.


When we were teenagers...

We play sports.


Video games.



When we were young adults, while playing with our "guns" we started to tackle girls.




But it was until we grown up become a man, only we started to seriously talk about girls.



After being bullied.

When they were little girls...




When they were teenagers...




When they were young adults...




When they grown up...




When they were old...



They gather together... doing what?

TALK About Guys lor!

This is like Malaysia army fight with US army, we are 30 years behind their technology.

How to fight?

Everything Men Know About Women

I saw this in Ah Sin's facebook...




This is damn right...

Tax Deduction

According to Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri (LHDN) of Malaysia, donation or DERMA to any body or organization that is recognized by Malaysian government is entitled for deduction from your total taxable income.

Ms. Koh, have you deducted the amount you have DERMA to LOGICA?




That's a lot of $$ you know?

Flowcharts

Follow this flowchart if your girlfriend ask you whether she's pretty.

But make sure your face is as confident as Obama when you answer.

Follow STRICTLY to this flowchart if your girlfriend ask you whether she's fat.

Even if she has already became like her...

Because she doesn't want you to tell her the truth, she just want you to tell her what she wants to listen.

However, there are some cases that no matter what you say will still give the same result.

Then the only way to get out of it is to hang your system.

Quote Of The Day - If You...

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home;
When you go back to home, she'll give you a broom.

If you give her jewelry, she'll say "Diamond only";
When you ask "One only?", she'll tell you "Annually".

If you give her sub-card, she'll give you a bill;
When you look at the bill, your face will look ill.

If you give her money, she'll put into FD;
When you look at the FD, written her name only.

If you give her time, she'll make-up her eye;
When you look at the time, it's already at night.

If you show up late, she'll cancel the date;
When you turn up early, you'll wait until you're dead.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby;
When she gives you the baby, she'll ask for a nanny.

If you ask her to marry, she'll say "Give me money";
When you say don't have money, she'll tell you "I'm sorry".

Men Use Wallet While Women Use Tupperware

Men are simple. We need only a wallet. We kept our I.C, driving license, credit card(s) and etc. inside the wallet. We seldom change our wallet unless it's completely spoiled.

I have changed my wallet after last year after using the previous one for 10 years since high school.

Women, on the other hand are not so simple. They kept their I.C, driving license, credit card(s), MNG card, Esprit card, Vincci card, Jusco card.... whatever cards inside their purse.

Then, they will put the purse inside their handbag, claiming that the purse is too thick to put into pockets.

Other than that, they will keep their hand phone inside the handbag as well. They like to buy thin and tiny hand phones. But no matter how small and slim the hand phone is, they still insist to put it inside the bag.

Sometimes they said the handbag is too small, they can't put their make-up set, lipsticks, lotion, hand cream, hair cream, perfume, tissue papers, 'women stuff' & etc. So they need to put the handbag into a larger handbag.

After all these troubles, I think what they really want is a Tupperware set...





And a helpless, pity guy to carry for them.