Not Happy? Go Home!

We have provided 2 million of job opportunities (legally and illegally) to you so far. If they are paid averagely $500 per month, that will be $500 x 2M x 12mths = $120 BILLION per year . That haven't include all the crimes your people have convicted here.

Then, you want to have a day off every week.



And you are still not satisfy, you want us to increase your salary, way higher than the salary of our own people.

Now, you form a so called KAM 'society' with the objective to 'clean up' us, threaten the lives of our people in your country, including the tourists and university students that contribute money to you!

Come on, if you are really so tulan with us, show some guts, ask your people to leave, don't come to earn our money.

Go home!

Message From Bush To Obama

To my bro, Ballack Hussein Osama, Oops! Barack Hussein Obama,

First of all, I would like to congratulate you for being elected as the next President of United States of America. I must tell you that being the President of the nation is a proud and honorable task. However, I can assure you that this is not an easy task. Like what they always said:"With great power comes great responsibility."




I will soon step down as the President of the United States. But before I do so, I would like to give you some heads-up and advice on the status of the country.

First thing you will need to do is to stock-up the Tomahawk and other ballistic missiles. I have used up most of them in Afghanistan and Iraq. By the way, Tomahawk is not my fault! It's been running low on stock since I got the job from Clinton. He used up most of them in Yugoslavia.



Don't worry about the expired missiles. I have sold them to Israel. Yeah! The missiles that hit the UN office recently were those that beyond the expiry date. You know lar, the targeting system always gives problem after the missile is expired.

We have found the water pistol, oops! I mean the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq. It's underneath the oil fields. We have secured all the oil field in Iraq and should be able to locate the weapon after we have done digging the oil.



Osama Bin Laden? Don't worry lar, we will not torture your relative one, sure give you face mah! But can you recommend him to consider our M16 or Carbine rifles when you meet him next time? Don't always stick with AK47 lar.


I must apologize for not doing a good job on the economy. As you can see, I was too busy firing up missiles in Iraq and Afghanistan. Anyway, I think you better print more US Dollar bills. I have almost finish spending half of the 700 billion cash to clear my debts in sub'marine'-prime mortgage. There is still another 350 billion for you to save AIG, Citibank, GM, Chrysller, Ford and lots more.







Here's my suggestion, try asking Maybank in Malaysia to invest in Citibank. I'm sure they will be interested since they were stupid enough to spend big money to acquire banks in Thailand and Indonesia.




You may also consider getting Proton to join venture together with either GM or Ford. Do you still remember what happened after they bought MV Agusta? They like to pay big money to buy automobile makers and then sell it with one euro.




Their country want to boycott US products? Don't worry about that silly old man, what do you think he can use to update his blog if he boycotts our Intel or AMD chips? Their country can only make potato chips!




I think that's about it for my advice. I will leave it to you for bombing Iran, Syria, and North Korea. Make sure you have enough missiles before starting the fight. Be really careful with the Chinese, although we were lucky to get away from their melamine attack. But we will not know what's the next secret weapon they will use against us!

Oh yeah! One last piece of advice,




remember not to show your finger next time when you give speech.

Your best pal,
George W. Bushit