Pointless

What's the fxxking point of having this sign here while we can only move in the speed of 2in./min?

I think I should do something...

I log on to Facebook almost everyday, not to play all those Farm games

like what Miss Koh has been doing every weekend after she woke up at 12pm until 2am midnight. But just to check out how my friends have been doing. I was so surprised recently when I start to see some of my friends putting their wedding photos in Facebook.

Chang Quan - Friend of mine since primary school, knew him for more than 10 years.

Then,

Ng Chin Wun - A friend since secondary school.

Then, a few of my course mates.

Viddy - A course mate whom I didn't really talk to her a lot in 5 years of college. I deserved not going to their wedding dinner.


Su Yan & Han Sing - Invited me to go but I forgot... too bad...

Then recently.

Le Jie - A guy which I have known him about 9 years ago after Form 5, got married recently.

Looks like everybody start getting married, it makes me feel that I should start doing something...

But most importantly, after seeing all these photos, I feel so...... so...... so....

RELIEF!

Because they didn't invite me to their dinner! Muahaha! Save ang pau $$!

So it's time to start reducing the frequency of logging onto Facebook to reduce the probability of getting invitation for wedding dinner.

What? You thought I'm getting married ar?

Runaway Boss

Their boss went back to Mars already...

Feng Shui House

Don't play play! Lilian Too certified one, 座北向南 some more.

AirAsia Is A Cash Sucker Again

This is how AirAsia suck your cash.

First you have to book your air ticket.




Then you have to pay before you can check-in your luggage.




After that, you pay to Que-up.




When you're on-board, they "Snack Attack" you.




By selling you ridiculously expensive coffee.




Now they even want you to pay to get a seat.



So what's next?




You gotta pay before you pee...

Message From Bush To Obama

To my bro, Ballack Hussein Osama, Oops! Barack Hussein Obama,

First of all, I would like to congratulate you for being elected as the next President of United States of America. I must tell you that being the President of the nation is a proud and honorable task. However, I can assure you that this is not an easy task. Like what they always said:"With great power comes great responsibility."




I will soon step down as the President of the United States. But before I do so, I would like to give you some heads-up and advice on the status of the country.

First thing you will need to do is to stock-up the Tomahawk and other ballistic missiles. I have used up most of them in Afghanistan and Iraq. By the way, Tomahawk is not my fault! It's been running low on stock since I got the job from Clinton. He used up most of them in Yugoslavia.



Don't worry about the expired missiles. I have sold them to Israel. Yeah! The missiles that hit the UN office recently were those that beyond the expiry date. You know lar, the targeting system always gives problem after the missile is expired.

We have found the water pistol, oops! I mean the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq. It's underneath the oil fields. We have secured all the oil field in Iraq and should be able to locate the weapon after we have done digging the oil.



Osama Bin Laden? Don't worry lar, we will not torture your relative one, sure give you face mah! But can you recommend him to consider our M16 or Carbine rifles when you meet him next time? Don't always stick with AK47 lar.


I must apologize for not doing a good job on the economy. As you can see, I was too busy firing up missiles in Iraq and Afghanistan. Anyway, I think you better print more US Dollar bills. I have almost finish spending half of the 700 billion cash to clear my debts in sub'marine'-prime mortgage. There is still another 350 billion for you to save AIG, Citibank, GM, Chrysller, Ford and lots more.







Here's my suggestion, try asking Maybank in Malaysia to invest in Citibank. I'm sure they will be interested since they were stupid enough to spend big money to acquire banks in Thailand and Indonesia.




You may also consider getting Proton to join venture together with either GM or Ford. Do you still remember what happened after they bought MV Agusta? They like to pay big money to buy automobile makers and then sell it with one euro.




Their country want to boycott US products? Don't worry about that silly old man, what do you think he can use to update his blog if he boycotts our Intel or AMD chips? Their country can only make potato chips!




I think that's about it for my advice. I will leave it to you for bombing Iran, Syria, and North Korea. Make sure you have enough missiles before starting the fight. Be really careful with the Chinese, although we were lucky to get away from their melamine attack. But we will not know what's the next secret weapon they will use against us!

Oh yeah! One last piece of advice,




remember not to show your finger next time when you give speech.

Your best pal,
George W. Bushit

It's Friday!

One week flies again... (dear colleagues, sounds familiar hor?) It's Friday again!

Time pass by in just a blink of eye when you are busy with your work. I feel like Hiro Nakamura was beside me in the office to speed up the time.

I think I should celebrate the day with some nice food and drinks. Since today is Friday, I believe TGI Friday's will be the best choice to go for.




Monday will come even faster, so we should enjoy ourselves as much as possible during the weekends. When Monday comes, we shall 'celebrate' Monday blues in this new restaurant in town!

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CxBxi It's Monday's

(Pls forgive me if this word have offended some of you. I can't find a better word to describe Monday other than this one.)

Jeffrey Bestseller Archer

I was reading a novel by Jeffrey Archer during my holiday in Ipoh recently .

The name of the book is "A Prisoner of Birth". The story is very interesting, easy to understand and not too many fancy words that I need to check on dictionary constantly in order to understand the meaning.

Then, I found something interesting about the author...

This Jeffrey Archer is damn confident with himself. If the book cannot sell he mah sia sui like hell?

I Miss You...

It has been four days! Four days since we are apart from each other. These four days were like decades to me, although it's just four hours short from hundred hours.

I can't stop thinking the time we had together. Especially the wonderful time that we spent together every night.

I still remember the first time we met. You were so charming and attractive and I was so attracted by your perfect personality. Although there was a time which you were really frustrating me with your moody emotion and spoiled attitude. I was angry! But I kept patience, knowing that one day you'll become more understandable and reasonable. It proved me right!

I tried to hang out with friends, hoping that they can help me not to think about you. But needless to say this is useless. Nobody in this world can replace you. I can't stop thinking about you!

My life is meaningless without you in this Christmas and the coming holidays. I can't tell how much I miss you and how important you are in my life!

Especially......








when the only Internet connection I can use now to update my blog and checking my emails is the stupid fxcking cxbxi dial-up service which takes ten minutes to partially load a web page!@#%@#!!



Dear Streamyx, I really miss you...

What Man?

Hollywood has been amazing! They have created so many super heroes on big screens. Like...

The classical Batman.


The not-so-original X-Men.


Iron Man.

Our country also showed the Bolehness spirit by releasing The Cicak Man.

And now, Hong Kong has also came out with their own version of super hero...

The IP Man!

My Life Is In Danger...

My life is in danger when I take shower...



Help me...

Economy Crisis

US sub-prime mortgage problem that causes the global economy downturn is starting to impact us. MNCs in Malaysia have started lay-off and cost cutting activities in-order to survive this round of economy crisis.

News from Sinchew Jit Poh about lay-offs

The first bad news from my employer is, there will be NO salary increment next year until there are signs showing re-bounce on global economy situation!

During this difficult period, luckily we still have a few hundreds bucks of Sunshine cash vouchers to give us some breathing space!

So, me and Ms. Koh went to Sunshine Square happily to shop for groceries and other daily needs.

At the end, we bought back a lot of stuffs. Everything sounds great!




Just that, 90% of them are to be carried over to Tokyo next week by Ms. Koh to her sister Ms. Koh 2 who is studying MSc degree there.

At the end, these are the things I got as consolation prize !#@!%!@

Consolation prize: 1 pack of Old Town 3-in-1 white coffee, 2 free cups from Milo, 1 extra free Nestle baby food from Sunshine because they think I'm handsome.

Dear Ms. Koh 2, if you have read my blog, please! PAY US BACK $$$ in Japanese YEN! (Coz Japanese YEN is strong now.)

Amber Chia Nude!

I was surprised (hmm... or excited?) when I saw this on Sinchew Jit Poh website!

Amber Chia, one of the top models from Malaysia decided to pose nude for the photo shoot of calendar album named "Sealed".

Maybe Amber Chia deserved a nomination of Datukship for her sacrifice for arts.

The profit from the sales of the album will be donated for charity, and with this calendar album, Amber hopes to raise the public consciousness against breast cancer.

That reminds me the same kind of photo shoot two years ago by three celebrities from Hong Kong and Taiwan.




The photo shoot was presented by 吴君如，蒋勤勤，伊能静 on year 2006. The objective was the same, to raise public consciousness against cancer diseases.

But...... what is nudity going to do with cancer ar?

Will these posters remind the ladies to do their medical check-up when they see it?



Or maybe they'll feel jealous and envy when they look at the 34-26-36 body figure of these artists. Especially someone like her...




End of the day, maybe more men will look at the poster than women. Especially them...






Perhaps, the purpose of these posters is to get the guys to remind their partners for medical check-up after seeing it?

But I doubt how many of them will do that?

Instead of that, maybe they will just start googling for Amber Chia's image immediately after reading Sinchew Jit Poh...



Guys, are you doing that now?