Perak State GOVERNMENTs

In Perak, we have TWO Menteri Besars.




Other than that, we have TWO speakers as well.



Hence, we have TWO state governments.

But how should we settle with it? We cannot have two governments running at the same time. There's only one state government office in Perak.




Maybe they can split the office hour.

But this is not fair to Pakatan Rakyat, they have to work for longer hour.

Or maybe they should assign her as the Menteri Besar.




I'm sure she is capable for the assignment. Don't forget she has a special weapon; USB thumb drive integrated with pepper spray!

Perhaps they can also follow the way how the mafias in Hong Kong doing. Like how the movie "Election" & "Election 2" showing.

Worse come to worse, they can split Perak to two and ruled by two governments.




One with its name remained as "Perak", while the other one maybe as "Petak", "Perack", "Pelak" or whatever.

We need to have two capitals as well, one remained as "Ipoh", the other one as "IIpoh", "Epoh", "Iboh" or whatever.

In that case, we have to update our Geography text book, country map, area code of telephony system, IC no. , road sign, address......

Sounds very complicated. But comparing to dissolving the State of Assembly for election, it's FAR MOOOOOORE easy...

Don't you agree, Mr. Najis?

Bapa

Tunku Abdul Rahman

Bapa Kemerdekaan Malaysia
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Tun Abdul Razak b. Hussein


Bapa Pembangunan Malaysia
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Tun Hussein Onn


Bapa Penyatuan Malaysia
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Tun Mahathir Mohamad


Bapa Pemodenan Malaysia
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Dato' Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

Bapa Mertua Kari

What Will He do?

He will soon stepping down as the Prime Minister of our country. I wonder what would he do during his retirement life?

Will he write a blog to talk about his achievement(if there's any achievement...)?

Or create a blog to criticize his successor?




Like what his predecessor has been doing.

Maybe he will travel around the world to give speech or lectures like other retired politicians.

And receiving RM8000 per hour as return like our so-called astronaut space passenger cum dentist cum part time model getting for his speech.

He might have planned to play with his Eurocopter toy.




Too bad he was forced to pull back last minute from buying it.

But one thing for sure, he can finally sleezzzzp comfortably on bed.



ZzzZzzzZZZzzz...

Electionauctionism

This is how the election system in our country works.

First, during the election campaign, all the political parties will put up banners, flags and posters around the country to attract voters' attention.




Then, they will hold talks and forums to condemn each other.






If all these above are not so effective, they will start bidding for the voters' votes.






Despite all these efforts, sometimes they still lose in the election.




No problem, when that happens, they will reclaim the power by buying back the "players" when the "transfer window" opens.






Like buying players from football clubs...








Welcome to the new political ideology...

Electionauctionism

Let's start saving money before the next electionauction comes!

You Jump! I Jump!

This is a song dedicated from "jumped" Pakatan Rakyat reps Jamaluddin and Mohd Osman to the State Government of Perak.

My Heart Will Go On - Pakatan Rakyat version

Click on the link below to download the flash. Unzip and double click on "myalbum3.html" to run.

http://www.4shared.com/file/84679942/ea9252f3/myalbum3.html

Lyrics recap

Every night on my screen
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
and spaces between us
You have not let cell phone turn on.

Near, Far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the deal does go on.

Once more, they opened the door
And we're here in Ba-ri-san,
Ba-ri-san go on and on.

Fifty million is mine
and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.

P-K-R I loved you,
one true time but no more
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far,
wherever you are,
I wish Anwar Ibrahim so long.

Once more, you see us no more
And you're shit in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

You're here, there's nothing we fear
Even if you show resign letter
We'll stay, B-N all the way
You are shit in my heart and my heart will go on and on.

My dear Din-Din:

You jump! I jump!

Your Man-Man

0.2%

Congratulation to the Polis Di Raja Malaysia armed forces in Penang!

After 20 YEARS of hard work and determination to fight against criminals, they have successfully reduced the crime rate by 0.2%!!!

News from Sin Chew Jit Poh regarding Penang crime rate reduced by 0.2%

The total report logged in year 2008 was 17642 cases, 34 cases less than year 2007! What an achievement!!

I feel so proud because I have significantly contributed to this great achievement, by failing to log reports regarding the weekly Mat Rempit gathering at Yap Chor Ee F1 circuit behind my house!

Mat Rempit gathering at Yap Chor Ee road every Friday & Saturday nights

Mat Rempit gathering at Yap Chor Ee road every Friday & Saturday nights

Yes! Malaysia Boleh!

Let us target to reduce another 0.3% for the next 20 years!

Let's Go Visit!

In our country, whenever there are tragedies happening, you will see all the VIPs rush to the site to deliver their deepest condolences.

Modified dialogue, photos from Sinchew Jit Poh

As usual, after the recent landslide tragedy that happened in Bukit International Selangor, all the VIPs were there again to show face.

However, there's only one question in my mind; "What the heck are they going to do to help the victims?"

Are they going to donate money?

Modified dialogue, photos from Sinchew Jit Poh

Are they going to work together with rescue team?

Modified dialogue, photos from Sinchew Jit Poh

Are they offering places to stay?

Modified dialogue, photos from Sinchew Jit Poh

So, what are they doing ar?

EPF Contribution

As part of the plan of government to boost up Malaysia's economy, Deputy Prime Minister cum Minister of Finance announced a series of "Economy Booster Plans" on Nov'08.

One of the plans is to reduce the current EPF contribution of employee from 11% to 8%. A total reduction of 3%. Sounds great isn't it?

Even our Minister of Finance II thinks that this is a great move and majority of the EPF contributors would like it!

Link to news statement from Sinhew Jit Poh:
http://search.sinchew-i.com/node/232169?k

Modified dialogue, photo from Sinchew Jit Poh

So, our government decided to set 8% employee contribution rate as default for our monthly contribution. For those MINORITY that are stupid enough and do not want this EXTRA CASH. They have to fill in KWSP17A（AHL）-Khas form and submit backto KWSP before 1st of Jan'09 to remain the contribution rate to 11% per month.

FYI. The form is out for grabs on 1-Dec'08, you have exactly ONE month only to fill up and submit.

That's why so many MINORITY rushing to KWSP to fill up forms.

Link to news statement from Sinhew Jit Poh:
http://www.sinchew.com.my/node/92600?tid=1

Photo from Sinchew Jit Poh

Doesn't look like minority to me, does it?

It's all Illusion

According to a news statement in Sinchew Jit Poh on 17th Nov'08. Our Deputy Home Minister Dato Chor Chee Heung commented that the current increment of crime rate in Malaysia is an ILLUSION!

The is because our government have been putting a lot of effort in building new police stations, now going to police stations are so convenient like going to 7-eleven. Thus, it has become easier and more convenient for public to log police reports. When police reports are logged, those reports will become part of the statistics number for evaluation of the crime rate in Malaysia.

So, when more and more people logging police reports, it created an ILLUSION that crime rate has increased! In other words, what Dato Chor wants to say is, the crime rate "looks like" increase because nowadays people log police reports because it's EASY.

Link to the news statement in Sinchew Jit Poh
http://guangming.com.my/node/56830?tid=108

So i guess all the Mat Rempits are ILLUSIONS.

ILLUSION LAR!

Bank robberies are ILLUSIONS.

Gems robbery news from The Star

ILLUSION LAR!

Prostitution and drugs are ILLUSIONS.

ILLUSION LAR!

Sounds like Malaysia is heaven!



Perhaps Dato Chor watched too much of Steven Chow's comedies.

Oi! Friend! Next time when you talk, use your brain lar!