Saturday, May 23, 2009

Perak State GOVERNMENTs

In Perak, we have TWO Menteri Besars.




Other than that, we have TWO speakers as well.



Hence, we have TWO state governments.

But how should we settle with it? We cannot have two governments running at the same time. There's only one state government office in Perak.




Maybe they can split the office hour.

But this is not fair to Pakatan Rakyat, they have to work for longer hour.

Or maybe they should assign her as the Menteri Besar.




I'm sure she is capable for the assignment. Don't forget she has a special weapon; USB thumb drive integrated with pepper spray!

Perhaps they can also follow the way how the mafias in Hong Kong doing. Like how the movie "Election" & "Election 2" showing.


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Worse come to worse, they can split Perak to two and ruled by two governments.




One with its name remained as "Perak", while the other one maybe as "Petak", "Perack", "Pelak" or whatever.

We need to have two capitals as well, one remained as "Ipoh", the other one as "IIpoh", "Epoh", "Iboh" or whatever.

In that case, we have to update our Geography text book, country map, area code of telephony system, IC no. , road sign, address......

Sounds very complicated. But comparing to dissolving the State of Assembly for election, it's FAR MOOOOOORE easy...

Don't you agree, Mr. Najis?






Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Tax Deduction

According to Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri (LHDN) of Malaysia, donation or DERMA to any body or organization that is recognized by Malaysian government is entitled for deduction from your total taxable income.



Ms. Koh, have you deducted the amount you have DERMA to LOGICA?




That's a lot of $$ you know?


 

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